HELLO NICE TO MEET YOU!

 

HEY GUYS! YOU MIGHT BE WONDERING WHO I AM, WHY YOU ARE ON MY WEBSITE, AND WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY EYEBROWS. YOU'RE NOT ALONE.

I'M SPENCER NIEMETZ, A HUMAN WHO SPECIALIZES IN SOCIAL MEDIA, WRITING, AND POSTING ON SNAPCHAT FROM PARTIES. WHILE THIS SKILL SET USUALLY MANIFESTS ITSELF INTO SOCIAL MEDIA and brand consultation, writing and producing editorial content, snapchat takeovers, and copywriting, i also have a proven track record in complaining on twitter. 

you may recognize me as the guy from nasty gal's snapchat. yes, that is me. yes, i do have that much energy all the time. no, my hair color is not real.

Outside of my career stuff, my hobbies include taking selfies, wearing cool outfits, digital graphic design stuff, Twitter comedy, and being loud in public places. I am willing to accept money to do any combination of these things for you or your brand.

Don't have a project you want to hire me for? It's okay, you can still give me money, don't worry! Click here to paypal me $5 for no reason whatsoever.