I haven't done an outfit post in forever and I'm not going to do one today either.
Instead, I was to show you, the reader, one of the five remaining people in the world that read blogs hosted by Blogger, what I've been up to in the year+ since my last 'real update'.
All of this art is mine and it took a very long time to art them all together. I still haven't made any money from any of them.
This is me after being crowned "Prince of the Forest".
This is me on Christmas 2013. My boyfriend was off celebrating with his parents, so I dressed up and went to McDonald's for breakfast.
This is me on Vogue. It was okay.
This is me at Coachella 2014. I got guestlisted at Panera Bread. Lorde didn't.
This is me in a nice park.
This is me on vacation in Fiji.
This is a recreation of a dream that I had. The translation was exact.
This is me at the Vermilion City Indie Rock Festival 2014.
This is me after the Vermilion City Indie Rock Festival 2014.
This is my faux single cover for the the faux debut single from the faux rap album that I'm recording because although I love to write rap music, my whiny voice doesn't christen me with any street cred.
This is a paparazzi shot of me exploring the finer parts of Los Angeles.
Also, boyfriend and I celebrated our 1 year anniversary this past January and he is still very nice to me. We like to lay in bed and talk. We also like to binge drink.
I sit in bed watching Law & Order all day and sometimes, I go to work. If you would like to send me money and help me fund this lifestyle, OK.
Congratulations on reading my blog,