i'm so happy that you're excited to meet my website. it'll be here shortly, it's running a bit late, you know how traffic in L.A. can get.
there's still plenty to do while you're here. if you're interested in my work, you can sign up for my mailing list. if you're interested in me, you can follow me on social media. if you're rich, you can paypal me $5.
see you soon!